Stop Press!

“Stop the presses! Stop them! Stop them I say!

All to no avail! The Rector had pressed the automatic button and the old Roneo machine creaked on, while he was having his afternoon Snooze!

The deadline was missed, so all that can be reported is :-

The meeting was held as advertised. Familiar annual faces were present and the inevitable Cottage Cracking village affairs were aired – did some-one say “pot-holes?”. Ponds, parking, dangerous fumes from inconsiderate buses and sleeping policemen were all discussed.

Full official report next month.