Boxing Day Football Match
Ferris & Gower football teams, Boxing Day 2024
On a mild and misty Boxing Day morning the much anticipated annual Sibford football derby saw an epic match unfold, inexplicably missed by Sky, Amazon Prime and the BBC – who have all expressed regret at not covering such a feast of footballing talent and goodwill. If ever there was an advert for life in our villages, this was it, with about 40 players, young and old, male and female, watched by a large and vocal crowd as the charity mulled wine stand did great business. As ever, despite a few “over enthusiastic” challenges early on, the game was played both competitively and in great spirit.
David “Ferguson” Spackman, manager of the Ferris, was yet again struggling with an ageing squad (and was without, for this year, any players from the Liverpool Academy), many of whom seemed (or at least moved) as if past their prime. Nevertheless, his team adopted a cunning strategy of soaking up pressure only to break at speed and score the first goal through a stunning free kick from Lee McCullum just as the Gower were convinced that a huge victory was inevitable. Finding a way back into the game however the Gower responded with some beautiful football and first through George Berks and then Tyler Bradley found themselves two one up. The Ferris were not to be denied though and made it two all by half time with a goal from Alex Bull.
The spectators could have been excused for not knowing who was playing who, as the Gower sought to overcome latent fitness issues by substituting their entire team (bar goal-keeper Matt “the Cat” Allen who made several fine saves) every fifteen minutes. This had the great merit of not taxing the intellect of manager Alex “Jurgen” Rippon (who was playing an experimental 4-3-2-1 formation) too much, but the disadvantage of requiring every member of the Gower team to figure out frequently what position they were playing in and with who. There was less chaos for the Ferris who changed team members more sparingly, but ran a greater risk of cardiac arrest as they chased after their more youthful opponents.
Making it three to two, with a penalty from Matt Gandy the Ferris yet again took the lead before, either confused as to which goal he was shooting for or possibly attempting to play out from the back as if he was Harry McGuire, David Spackman drove the ball into his own net via an onrushing Gower forward, Archie Rippon, and so it looked as if honours would be shared this year. It should be noted that alternative sources suggest that the Gower were lucky to get back to three all when a fiercely hit goal line clearance from David Spackman hit a fortunate Gower forward and rebounded into the net! Regrettably, your correspondent must have been having some mulled wine at that point or the mist must have been too thick for the truth to be determined.
In any event Tom Rowley had other ideas, latching on to a superb through ball before crashing a pile driver into the back of the Ferris net with a minute to spare before Martin Woodward (who had kindly and expertly refed the game) blew his whistle and the Ferris were left facing “another year of hurt”.
As usual many of the players and spectators then retired to the Wykham Arms for an exhaustive debrief on the game and a vain promise to perform better next year. Although you wouldn’t want to live in the losing village for the next year, few really care about the result. In truth, there was only one clear winner in the 2024 Boxing Day Ferris v Gower football match – life!
Report from the Sibford Scene’s Sports Correspondent